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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 10:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Deals: the Galaxy S25 Edge launches as the most expensive S25 phone, plus some iPad deals - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for June 2025? - Push Square

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

No way

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?