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11.06.2025 10:59

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
—
Thumbs down again.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for June 2025? - Push Square
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
No way
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?